A New November

 

Well, its a new November… upgrade from an old October… What I mean, is that today, is the first day of my new life. 😌

Ms. Mabeline is so fine 😍 but honestly i’s tired of being used and getting literally nothing in return😔. Like I get that you told your momma that I want nothing in return just to make me sound good but i’m not that dumb🤪… OF COURSE I have expectations… and since she refuses to meet them…. deuces heaux 🖐🏽…Ta ta heifer ✌🏽… Dolly said it best, “and I…. will always love you”… but she’s just so no good for me, not good for my present, not good for my future and mostly because her spending habits = run through every coin I make even before make it… You’d think she comes from money the way she spends it… actually, false… the poorest of the poor spend to keep up appearances… like the cute little BMW that she can’t afford to insure or maintain… i think even her license is revoked and yet… “I’m hood rich, la la la la, la la la la!” 

Speaking of coin, my game changing goal for this month is to save 20k… I got dis… 

Anyways……. Ms. Mexicana got big mad simply because I went to the fair without her… stoooopid 🙄… She was sick and i wasn’t trying to catch whatever she was throwing…. but real talk she owes me too… just a matter of if I feel like collecting… 

And here’s BREAKING news…. Ms. Foxy Disinterested, actually accepted my friend request, lol… I originally tried to holler at her and friend her almost 3 years ago… I wonder if my “overwhelming” approach is looked at differently now? 🤷🏽‍♀️… I was only being kind…. but whatever….

There are tons of basics I could talk to but really I am so uninterested. I want arm candy 😍🤷🏽‍♀️… is that too much to ask for? Arm candy that has a good heart and is gay af? 

Today, I have a “couples therapy” appointment with Ms. Straightgurl. 😵‍💫 This shit should be interesting af. I don’t need a PhD to see that she’s obviously not same gender loving…. The only one who needs to accept that fact is her… I have already come to terms with it. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Kinda new on the horizon is Ms. Wypipo. She is a thin, tall, pale, red headed ultra femme and so drop dead gorgeous…. at first I thought she was fake until she started acting sometimey like every other beautiful woman i know…. We chat occasionally although it would be more if she were more responsive… I met her in a FB Group. She commented on my comment and was very very flirty so I was like, ok then 😋… Chatting was super cool at first but I guess my black ass don’t peak her interest that much anymore… I would totally score points (in my own head) for nabbing that! 

But…. RECIPROCITY… and HIGHLY MOTIVATED are the the two energies I need right now… Anyway…. 

So, I have a new $1,500 project car. Its a 2006 BMW 325i with bad cats and a bad rad. It came with the rad but looking for some used cats or a parts car. 

It’s black, loud, type flashy… (with some aftermarket parts) and from the projects. I will call her NeeNee… Who gon check me boo? 

Oh yeah, so another new development is Ms. Gem. Ms. Gem is the Leo daughter of my looooooong time friend Ms. Rasclod. Last I saw her she was about 10 years old. Now she’s like 31 and a hoot to be around… she’s straight out the Bronx and totally the ride or die loco heaux you want on your side rather than against you, lol… She’s a scrapping bish… meaning a literal fighter and a knocker, knocker out… My phone was dead yesterday when she called… I wonder what she wanted… Anyway, I am pretty certain i’ll see her today cuz I see her almost every day 😌…. She’s that fast paced hustle up north type energy that I love… Imma definitely do business with her…. soon…. Hopefully, momma Ms. Rasclod will invest in a house here for her… still loading…. 

Ms. Duchess has gone out, got her morning pets, ate, drank, burped hard as hell and is back in her basket bed, which she hates and I love, lol… 

Today, I need to catch up with work. I have been putting off completing this one project since last week… I wonder why I am doing this… I have such a procrastination problem…. smh… i need anti-procrastination herbs 🤷🏽‍♀️🙈… if they exist…

Makes me think of my two herbalist homies and the one herbalist au pair from Africa that I almost hired. I was definitely interested in her African herb experience but i am not beat to be scammed so… she can keep alladat… 

Thinking of Mr. Jazz Hands… He’s so cute and sweet. I think he’s coming to NC this month, which would be awesome… 

Oh yeah, maybe mommy can come too since she just sold her house, woot woot. Need to call her this morning to say congrats and request an advance on my inheritance, lol… Not much, just enough to get my back deck built… Mr. New Handyman is expensive af but he gets the job done and he does it right… can’t argue results. Ms. Straight Gurl wants to find someone cheaper but trying to be cheap has proven to be quit expensive… cuz the cheap folk are too often talentless hacks who run off with the money and leave a mess or nothing at all behind. 

Reminds me of Mr. Rasta… been a cool year since he lived with us and that m’fer just left his stuff and disappeared himself… I think his fragile Leo ego was damaged… I had high hopes for him, but maybe Mr. New Handyman will fill his shoes, expensive or not….

Ok, so I guess I need to get to work…. 

Tata Bishes

-U-

P.S. Still feeling a way about Ms. Swimsuits for all talmbout I tell people too much… like I hate being secretive… and perhaps I overshare some things but who cares?! People can only use my information against me if I allow it, which I do not… But that still grinds my gears from weeks and weeks ago… Also, it was missed on her that she sees me as friendship material only while her actual life partners … or the last one was a homeless, morbidly obese stud, who has a criminal record (not that that’s a huge deal), smokes cigarettes and is generally a loser by anyone’s measure 🤷🏽‍♀️… I mean I don’t want her like that for my own reasons but I don’t ignore the fact that she’s a very successful lesbian in my otherwise tiny circle… Ms. Straight Gurl thinks i’ll end up with Ms. Swimsuits for all but truth is, Ms. Swimsuits for all couldn’t pick a good decent woman if one took a shit on her forehead… like she has tons of good ass women surrounding her but she picks trash, consistently… just pointing out a pattern of toxic behavior… Anyway, I generally do not care what people think but that one stung a bit, “your blog is a good example” of oversharing… bish, i’d rather be transparent than not…. 🙄

Anyway, need to get up and get cracking… 

Tootles!