Still not a player (but you still a hater)

 

So I didn’t hear from Ms. Maybeline 💄very much yesterday 😔… I expect today will probably be more of the same… 🙄

She gets on my damn nerves… and I wish I didn’t like her so much, smh… 

She talmbout she went to a day party and was drunk… lemme find out:

1.) You have gas money to get parties.

2.) You have money to get drunk with.

3.) You have mental space to share. 

She seems to have availability and puts the effort forth for everyone except for me… dually noted… Ms. Complicated calls her “toxic trash”. 😳

Ms. Straight Gurl is on one this morning. If she tells me about one more damn light being left on imma scream… 🤦🏽‍♀️ This from she who:

1.) leaves all lights on

2.) leaves all cabinets open

3.) leaves microwave open

4.) relocates all of my shit for some reason

5.) I could go on but then she’d get big mad 😠🤣

Just heard a loud thump… must be the Airbnb folk… looks like they are early risers too… that’s good… the early bird gets the worm… 

Lemme do my morning rounds and text “Good Morning” to:

1.) Ms. Maybeline 🙄

2.) Ms. Swimsuits for All

3.) Mrs. Complicated

4.) Ms. Mexicana

5.) Ms. Up North

6.) new bishes who slid into my dm's 😂🤷🏽‍♀️

“I’m not a player. I just crush a lot” 😂😂 … iLove Big Pun… he’s the perfect mashup between my 600lb Life and MTV… entertaining af… plus he was just a very gifted floacist…  His documentary was literally everything… from rags to riches… from single to bishes…

My rags to riches story is still loading, lol… I got the rags part down pat… 🤣😂😭

It’s 6:19am and i’m lazily still in bed… let me go let Ms. Duchess out and do something productive… This is how you know i’m old af cuz 6:19am seems late, lol… 

Ta ta!

U