Homies…

 

Sitting at Sweet Frog in Durham… breaking my vegan diet by eating frozen yogurt but… oh well… 🤷🏽‍♀️

Today, I am hanging out with my homie, Mrs. Complicated. She has a husband, two small kids and a girlfriend, hence complicated… 

I’m waiting for Ms. Mexicana to return home from a work event… I wonder why she didn’t just invite me to attend 🧐… let me ask…. 

It’s literally 8 minutes past my bedtime so i may just go home… but i’ll give it a few more minutes… 

Anyway, Mrs. Complicated is head over heels for Ms. Virginia… for some strange reason…

Side note: Mrs. Complicated and Ms. Virginia were having a heated conversation… She was on speaker and didn’t know it and told Mrs. Complicated, “that shit might fly with Unique or those other bitches….” blah, blah, blah

First of all: 😳😳😳😳😳‼️

Second of all: What the hell did I do??! 🤷🏽‍♀️🤣

The universe surely provides because I had just finished co-signing on that hoe…. saying she’s decent….. and then boom, she talks shit about me 🗣, loudly and unapologetically… and I was right there to hear it… 🦻🏽

So OK, Ms. Virginia… 🫵🏽 You’re a 4 at best and wear athletic attire while NOT participating in athletics… and you have the audacity to be over there popping off…. Keep your houptie self IN UR WACK ASS LANE…. 🤷🏽‍♀️ 

That’s why you can’t buy lunch unless Mrs. Complicated sends you money… keep messing with me and i’ll make sure you starve heifer🙄… Yes! I am just that petty… and so what?! 😂🤷🏽‍♀️

I digress, ANYWAY 🙄….. it’s 8:18… I finished my frozen treat… Mrs. Complicated is in her car talking to Ms. Wack Ass Virginia, yet again… they are arguing… over dumb shit..

I tell you what… a chick with a pseudo Jheri Curl will NEVER stress me out yo … not never! 🤣🤣🤣… pahahahahaha… ok, that’s the last joke about the less fortunate… 🤣🤣🤣

Now… i’m hungry… 

Till later,

U