Run Me My Coin!

 

So… I’ve been talking to, let's call her..... Ms. Housekeeping every morning.  Seems basic but nice enough. 🤷🏽‍♀️  She’s the one I previously wanted to avoid telling my job details to because I just had a sense that I should withhold. I thought it was good enough to share that I was gainfully employed and could afford my daily allotment of PB&J, unassisted…

But today, I was BIG mad because I only received 2 out of 4 of my direct deposits this morning. So when she asked how my morning was going, I was so heated that I simply told her… “My damn coins are wrong. I am missing 2 direct deposits and if these mofos don’t run me my coin, imma rain hellfire down on ‘em!”…🤬😡

She was like, “2 direct deposits? What do you do?”😳😮

I just gave up and told her… and you know what her damn response was?!  “Like that makes my pussy wet, honestly”. 

🙄 I ignored it because I wasn’t in the space to address it… so we continued on texting about other subjects…

Then I shared with her how someone recently reached out to me in the warmest way requesting mentorship 😍. I felt humbled and honored. 

She said, “how much will you charge?”… 

🤨 I was like, “Whet?! The universe has paid me in full. I do not need monetary exchange for this.” 

Then she said, “well it shouldn’t be free”…

So I said, “it’s a relationship... there will be reciprocity in ways which do not involve money. This is not another business for me. It’s spiritual.”😇

Her response, “That makes me feel warm, like turned on seriously. Why don’t you come over?”…

I was like, “I’m making progress on a project at current, but I’ll follow up later.” 🙄🙄🙄

LAWDT! It was like talking to a wet pussied brick wall, lol… 😂 Oh so very conveniently wet, that is, after doing her internal assessment of my earning power. I FUCKING KNEW IT! 🤷🏽‍♀️ 

Bish’s wanna tell me how I’m just difficult. Well you might be right, but so the hell am I. And I know very damn well when a lass is monetarily motivated…. I ain’t mad at it… I just don’t ALWAYS want to participate… ya dig?! 

Lordt, let me get something done… I got this out of my head so now I can repopulate it with work stuff.

Ta Ta!