Ghosted

 

Alright, so I stood up Ms. Housekeeping tonight 

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… Ugh, that’s so wrong. I should have just communicated. I guess it’s not too late for that........ 

It’s just…… we were schedule to link up today, which was fine. But every where I suggested we go, she turned down and countered with either my place or hers. 

First I was like, “Let’s get drinks, go dancing downtown and celebrate Friday night right!”🥳💁🏽‍♀️

She said, “dancing and drinks, we could do that at home. Do you have a blender?”😒

I said, “No." and "Ok” and kind of let it go. 

Then three times during my workday she asked me to come over to her place. 

I was like, 

“I’m on a call”. 

“I’m on a project”.

“I’ll let you know later”. 

It piped her down for a bit but then she followed up again so I suggested, “Lets grab tacos and Margaritas at Fuzzy’s. It’s dinner time and I need bite”. …….🌮🍹

No response…🤔

So I texted again and said, “Wanna meet in an hour?”. 🧐

She said, “Why don’t you just come over. I won’t be ready in an hour.”

HERE...... WE....... GO…. 🙄🙄🙄😤😠....... 

Why in DAFUQ 🤬 you keep trying to get me into your house sis? Like why?? 🧐This is our first time meeting. Why won’t you accept any invitations to public spaces you MURDERESS?!!… 🔪

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Yeah… I’m good, lol. 👌🏽It won’t be me making headline news… I’ve seen enough Investigation Discovery and B-Horror movies to avoid getting murdered on some simple bullshit like this. 👇🏽 Nope... 

So I ghosted that murdering hussy…. that part… Ok, fine… I could have said something… but I was tired, more interested in texting Ms. Straight Gurl..😍 and quite possibly saving my own life 

🤷🏽‍♀️.

In the end, I survived to see another day and more black lesbians… 

#winning

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