A very easy Sunday morning

 

Early morning sexting with Ms. Straight Gurl was fun. She headed out super early en route to Germany for a business trip. I wished her safe travels. Hopefully, she’ll text me during her Las Vegas layover.

Ms. Housekeeping is upset. I get it. I’ve been unavailable to her for days. I offered to go on a walk with her today. She countered with me coming over to take a shower with her 😳. I declined. Then she agreed to the walk 🤣. Honestly, I just need to get my 3 miles of walking in today… 🤷🏽‍♀️.. Unfortunately, she was like, “I’m so glad you are not working today and that you are making time for me.”😳…. Yikes! No one said I wasn’t working today and how much time is she thinking? 🤔

Priming for next week, I sent some texts this morning to the following 🧐:

Ms. Tex Mex: I said, “Hey Sweetheart, where you been?”

Ms. Brunette: I said, “Good morning gorgeous. How was your weekend?”

Ms. Gym Rat: I said, “You up for hitting the gym together sometime this week?”

Ms. Six Pack Abs: I said, “I really need some abs like those. Whatcha been up to?”

Ms. Blond Dyke: I said, “Let’s go on an adventure. You down?”

I have 11 more favorites but I don’t have the bandwidth to follow up with any of them this week. Maybe I will next week. We’ll see.

I am really digging Ms. Straight Gurl but I haven’t known her for long enough to change anything I’m doing regarding other women. Plus, something tells me I might start liking her a bit too much if I don’t distract myself with others. Might sound bad, but it is what it is and I have a method to my madness. So, I am going to carry on with business per usual and date as many women as I like. 🤷🏽‍♀️

I texted Ms. Fag Hag this morning too. No, I am not dating her. She’s a really nice older woman I met a few months ago when I was doing an ID verification for one of my jobs. She’s church folk but still super nice. Gotta keep up with her. I think she’s lonely… 

Praise pure white infant jesus!!! I haven’t heard another peep from Ms. Clingy NeedsMore. 🥳 I told her we were a mismatch. She took it like a G!💪🏽 Based upon her previous behavior, I did not expect this level of maturity and independence in processing that feedback. I’m actually quite proud of her. Maybe she respects herself a touch more than I thought 🤷🏽‍♀️. Wonderful! 

Alright, no time to be the bullshitter I was yesterday. I weighed in this morning and the shit is CRITICAL. At this point, I need to workout twice a day to reign this shit in fast and prepare for my 5k run. 

Heading to the gym do do workout number 1…

60 minutes of cardio - exercise bike

Weight lifting: Chest and Triceps

• Dumbbell bench press (4x25)
• Incline bench press(4 x 25)
• Cable crossovers (4x30)

Later…