"D" stands for Ms. Foxy Disinterested

  

Facebook Repost… (with edits)

There is a MAJOR fox in our BL group that I just can’t stop thinking about... every thing about her is smoking 🔥 (from what i can tell)... 

So….. I adjusted my invisible bow tie and dropped some hints🤩... 

She promptly ignored them 🧐😕...

So then I was like hmmm 🧐🤔... 

So I went BIGGER 😉 and sent her chocolates and flowers🍫💐! So elegantly, she was like, “much appreciated but dis tew much”… 😐💁🏽‍♀️

Hmmmmm...🧐🤔 then I started thinking, since when am I a quitter?! 💪🏽😂…. My homies were like 🤦🏾‍♀️🙄 just leave that poor lady alone 🛑 but I just could not 🤷🏽‍♀️lol... 

So I sent her a note and asked if we could chat.... She was like, “thank you for offering but nah” 😂🤣😒🤨😤🤯🤣

DAAAYYYUUUMM, ice cold baby 🥶... 

First off all, why do I like her even more now though ?!😂🤷🏽‍♀️😍 she’s spicy🔥.. and second of all... although it was elegant af, I have never actually been turned down by a woman before. It’s a little startling 😂 ....like Whet?! oh, so you mean No, No... 😮😱😦😳🧐🤨😐...

I think I actually disassociated for about 5 whole minutes, lol... The shock caused a psychological rift I shit you not. I was all woozy like, "Wayment... where am I🙈.... Momma!!.... Is that you Daddy?!.."🤣.... 

So yeah... that was me fox hunting… 

Fox = infinti 

Unique = - 3

If you happen to be reading this Ms. Disinterested… I still think you are the 🐝 bees knees, lol… but don't worry, I won't bother you, lol.  I'll simply be on what I assume is a very long list of admirers.

But back to ya'll.... Why do I like her, you ask? Good question, lol... 

There are lots of reasons. She's quite obviously and considerably a cut above the rest. Like when you're riding in a Toyota Corolla and see a Rolls Royce 🤯 ... you look over at that Rolls Royce like daayyuuumm, maybe one day, lol... and now that you've seen it, you wanna get all brand new and break bad with your Corolla..... but you need that hoe 😂... That's Ms. Disinterested... she's the exotic Rolls Royce that puts your shit into perspective and makes you call your Corolla a pure hoe. 

From afar, she seems exquisite, scintillating, humorous, intellectual, energetic, magnetic, confident, etc... I could go on but you catch my drift.... She's the elusive Ms. Foxy Disinterested...

Alright, I've ranted enough for tonight. I haven't slept in 2 days. I'm going to finally get some rest..

Later.